The Destruction of a Miracle

As I approach the gate at the under-demolition Miracle Strip Amusement Park, I’m greeted by a rough-looking-shirtless dude with his underwear showing asking me what I wanted.  “I just want to take some pictures for a local web site,” I said.  He replied that he had to ask his boss.  I didn’t mean to make much of a to-do about it.

Minutes later, amid steel tracks crunching and clanging across concrete, Mr. Dickens himself creeps my way.  “Take a picture of my truck, or bring a 6 pack of beer,” he said, “I gotta get somethen outa the deal.”  I’m not sure OSHA would like them drinking on the job.  But does OSHA even care about a demo site anyway?

They let me in and I got some great shots.

As I made my way around the park, I strained to recollect the one time I had visited Miracle Strip several years ago.  I don’t even remember who I went with, but coming from Dallas, TX, I was used to parks of much more grandeur than this.  I remember not being impressed.  But, that has nothing to do with the Miracle that was Miracle Strip.  Tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands over the years grew memories here.  Talking to my wife last night about my experience, she said she probably went there almost every day for summers (s as in plural).  Locals and tourists alike enjoyed the park atmosphere for just shy of 30 years (or longer??).

“I own everything in this fence,” Mr. Dickens said, “from the moment I got this contract, I own everything here; I can do anything I want.”  I asked about a banner that I found draped over some of the Red Barron planes.  Greedily he replied, “I’m selling everything to make as much money as I can, nobody gave me nuthin, I work for all I got, and people come in here and steal MY stuff.”  I was just asking about the banner, not thinking I was going to get a lecture.  I told him it might be nice to hang in my garage, he said, “I have 80 acres to hang $#@% on.”  Wow.  Needless to say, I didn’t get the banner.  Wasn’t sure if he was actually wanting to sell some of that stuff, or just keep it all himself for his 80 acres.

The day started off nasty and rainy, but by the time I got there, the sun was out, and it was hot.  I made my way over to the Devil ride pondering our fascination with scary stuff.  With attractions such as The Dungeon, The Abominable Snowman, The Devil Ride, The Haunted House (sorry I’m sure I’m getting all the names wrong) I got this creepy feeling and yearned for big fluffy bears and the Wiggles.

The whole place was sad, though.  So much dilapidation, but a welcome change.  The one ride I do remember with quite a bit of distinction was the tower that shot you 90 feet in thee air.  I remember the exhilaration and fear crumpling up together in my stomach as I realized I could see all up and down Panama City Beach.  That was the kind of ride that I was used to.

I know this place was home to many memories, but the tear down is long overdue.  This place has been an eyesore for years, literally and it is time to move on.  Talking to a member of the controlling company for the land I was told that no definite plans for the property have been defined.  At one point, the property was to be a sprawling resort development, but the market won’t allow that right now.  So, who knows, but at least vacant land is a better looker than old dilapidated buildings that attract vandals, homeless, and criminals.

I know we’ve talked about this already, but it’s definitely worth mention again.

Horses Will Be Hung Tonight on New Carousel in Pier Park

The crew is onsight and the gears are falling into place on the new carousel in Pier Park in Panama City Beach.  Workers have been bringing all the parts and peices over all day and the frame is up right now, as of 5:45 pm.

“We’ll hang the horses tonight, they have a terrible habit of coming alive and walking off in the middle of the night.” said the forman of the crew.  “This is a Herschell Carousel,” he said, “this is a ride out of Jersey, from a time when these things were actually rides.”  He was telling me that the new ones will last 10 years, if they are taken care of, but the old ones like these, they are still in use all across the country.  Apparently this is a great carousel – nice job, Teddy.

Set to open April 1, the carousel should be completely assembled by tomorrow or Sunday.  Then, all they have to do is clean it up.  If you are on the beach tonight, you should stop by and take a look.