Think of what you’d like to see happen in 2012… Now think about what you’d like to see happen, but you know won’t in a million years happen.  Those of us at PCB Daily wanted to share our list of far-fetched predictions and hopes for 2012, even though we know the likely-hood of them happening is slim-t0-none.

• The speed limit on Back Beach road near Pier Park goes back to 55mph, and even gets raised to 70mph (everyone goes that fast anyway)
• Panama City Beach locals will be admitted to both piers at no cost (aren’t our taxes paying for them anyway?)
• A theme park is built in Panama City Beach (with tons of giant roller coasters)
• IKEA finds a home in Panama City Beach (and in all of our homes)
• A Whole Foods is built here (preferably two or three)
• People stop complaining about the lack of jobs long enough to look at the many job listings that are emailed out daily (stop blaming for-profit corporations for making a profit)
• Not to hear about the Mayan calendar and the end of the world again (it’s predicted to end on December 21st, 2012 by the way so get your bucket list crossed off)

**Please note this article is meant to be comical and does not necessarily reflect the views of PCB Daily as a whole**